Kids and other energy-sucking cannibals that run around un-detected in our society.
The serious let-downs most relationships are.
People who can be such huge assholes.
Cooking food and having to continuously feed oneself at hourly intervals.
Parents falling sick or worse…dying…leaving you behind.
Friends who don’t care.
The constant one-upmanship game that sucks you in and forces you to play.
Blocked sinuses, cold, stomach aches, cramps.
Diseases that require prescription-only drugs.
Plants that refuse to flourish and just wilt away no matter how much you water them.
Never knowing how much to water which plant.
Stale doughnuts. Fake mayonnaise. Soggy fries. Uncrunchy kale.
Meaningless tripe of everyday life.